The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #233

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Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
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WINNER (THREE-WAY TIE)

"Did someone in here order a jug band to play a plaintive, Depression-era folk tune about downward class mobility?" --Trout Almondine

"You think you've got it bad? We're just the latest in a long line of redneck caricatures created for the sole purpose of making New Yorker readers feel culturally superior."-- clannish

"My name's Brigham Young and these are my wives. We've come to complain about the rapid and deep decline in prophets. And your spelling."-- TG Gibbon


For 2nd, 3rd & 4th place as well as all the many Honorable Mentions and a comment for each one go here.