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November 24, 2009

That's what she said

Jim Donahue

The Daily News ponders the root of the universe:


Given the phrasing of the question, I'd say it's a toss-up between the first two choices.

UPDATE: 24 hours later, and the Daily News' poll "Hardon" remains up. Someone should really call a doctor.


When I think of the Hardon collider I think of penises crashing into each other at thousands of miles per hour.

those damn Europeans with their gay agenda. they're swishifying the whole planet. next thing you know, there's going to be $21B in the Health Care Reform bill for Hardon Collision research and NASA's gonna be angling for their own Collider that's even bigger than the other guys'. it will be big, thick government run amok.

>>it will be big, thick government run amok.

You forgot "throbbing."

They misspelled "pole".

I have bigger worries on my mind than hardons.

wouldn't any worry about anything ever be bigger than an atom? does this refer to a smasher of large atoms?

oh hardon.. I get it

Why don't they make more gay porn parodies of physics experiments?

@ daniel: If it were tits (big bangers, let's say) the health care reform bill would forbid goverment funds to be spent. Just saying

Well I heard size doesn't matter. My wife always reassured me that my small hardon collider is just fine. Now I gotta worry about some slick European?

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