That's what she said
Jim DonahueThe Daily News ponders the root of the universe:
Given the phrasing of the question, I'd say it's a toss-up between the first two choices.
UPDATE: 24 hours later, and the Daily News' poll "Hardon" remains up. Someone should really call a doctor.
Comments
When I think of the Hardon collider I think of penises crashing into each other at thousands of miles per hour.
Posted by: Maxwell Hammer | November 24, 2009 1:35 PM
those damn Europeans with their gay agenda. they're swishifying the whole planet. next thing you know, there's going to be $21B in the Health Care Reform bill for Hardon Collision research and NASA's gonna be angling for their own Collider that's even bigger than the other guys'. it will be big, thick government run amok.
Posted by: jamie | November 24, 2009 3:24 PM
>>it will be big, thick government run amok.
You forgot "throbbing."
Posted by: Jim/The Velvet Blog | November 24, 2009 3:56 PM
They misspelled "pole".
Posted by: mypalmike | November 24, 2009 4:45 PM
I have bigger worries on my mind than hardons.
Posted by: J.D. | November 25, 2009 2:10 AM
wouldn't any worry about anything ever be bigger than an atom? does this refer to a smasher of large atoms?
oh hardon.. I get it
Posted by: gus | November 25, 2009 7:18 AM
Why don't they make more gay porn parodies of physics experiments?
Posted by: radosh | November 26, 2009 10:27 AM
@ daniel: If it were tits (big bangers, let's say) the health care reform bill would forbid goverment funds to be spent. Just saying
Posted by: bernfeldr | November 26, 2009 3:23 PM
Well I heard size doesn't matter. My wife always reassured me that my small hardon collider is just fine. Now I gotta worry about some slick European?
Posted by: Craig | November 27, 2009 5:57 AM