Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
•Last week's results. •Rules and tips.
First Place:
"I hate jail." -- andy
Second Place:
"White people find jokes about the American judicial and penal system quite humorous." -- J. D.
Third Place:
"I don't fit in the bed. I haven't slept in years." -- Johnny B
Honorable Mention:
"Just let me know if you need some caulk." -- mypalmike
"Why is there a casket in here?" --David
Sucking up to the judge's ego award:
"The sexual assault and sodomy which can go on for hours here are obscene." --Steve_O
Runner up: "Yes, I, too, also prefer a bath. The showers here are obscene." --Tim H
