The perfect alibi is now the perfect stocking stuffer!
dean @ t.a.m.s.y.This holiday season, all the kids are asking Santa the same thing: WHERER MY I HOP?
Yes, it's the game that's thousands of hours of fun for the whole family, available now in bookstores everywhere-ish.
Christ, evidently Rodney Bradford isn't the only black person not at this IHOP. The whole freaking town apparently exists in a dystopian alternate reality where Strom Thurmond won. Or possibly just a New Yorker cartoon.