WINNER
"So we're agreed then, the winner of this sword fight takes home the little referee butt plug." --jf
SECOND PLACE
"The winner, and still champion, is Nair for Men with Lanolin" --Rich Lather
HONORABLE MENTIONS
"I've got a ten dollar bid, do I hear twelve dollars, I hear twelve dollars, twelve fifty, do I hear twelve fifty, I want twelve fifty, I have twelve, do I hear fifty, I don't have twelve fifty, how about twenty five for the pair......"--dwilk
"And there will be absolutely no kicking below the ankle."--Satireguy
"OK, gentlemen, despite your secret inclinations, no extended clutching or hugging. America needs it penchant for glorifying homosexuality cloaked in pujilistic aggression. Now, box!"--Jyce Cranston
"I brought a couple of giants - do you mind?"--JohnnyB
"Lllleet's get ready to Trrrriiiiiippppp"
(and)
"Let's get ready to trip!"
(disclaimer: I didn't like how the repeating letters appeared. Anyhow, apply a bronzer, coiffe your hair, and take 10 seconds to read this entry. Now, that's funny!) --Sarah
"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How the hell are you?"
(I'm pretty sure this is the winner under the Harry criteria.)--Joshua
"And for my first trick, i will judge last week's contest!" --harry
(As selected by al in la )
