Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
"That's a load of horseshit, Greg. If the firm thinks I'm so stupid, why don't they fire me instead of moving me to the roof? Because they NEED me, that's why. Tell them I'm pissed. And send someone to hook up my phone." �Damon
Second place
"Fiddler on the roof? I barely even know 'er, outside of fiddling her on the roof. Why do you think my secretary and I relocated to the roof? Anyway, honey, I don't see what that has to do with the school play. Sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you, I'm on the roof." � t.a.m.s.y.
Third place
"I'll get that report to you as soon as possible." �Harry
