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Sarah Palin
Likes to stand on a crucifix and ask if anyone would do her the favor of hammering a nail in,
Although you may notice that after offering to perform this great sacrifice,
She pretends not to notice the many volunteers (and doesn't ask twice).
Posted by: Francis | July 8, 2009 8:20 PM
Sarah Palin
So much white trash wailin’
She and Todd are free to shoot Moose
God her speech was obtuse
Posted by: Rob G | July 8, 2009 8:21 PM
Sarah Palin's
Many failin's
Lifted the stock
Of 30 Rock
Posted by: minderbender | July 8, 2009 9:05 PM
Sarah Pailin
Went out campaignin'
Said she didn't want to be governor
Just so we wouldn't forget about her
Posted by: Sam | July 8, 2009 11:08 PM
Sarah Palin
ran for the office we once put Dan Quayle in.
To succeed, she'd have needed electoral fraud
because no one likes her, not even Tawd.
Posted by: Mr. Sad Head | July 8, 2009 11:18 PM
Sarah Palin gave birth to one Down Syndrome child,
Another who is by all accounts wild,
She herself many think is all kinds of hot,
Still others say she's just a rank, dripping mediocrity.
Posted by: J.D. | July 9, 2009 12:13 AM
Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin
Reminds me of when I went sailin'
When seas got rough, I headed to shore
And said it was 'cause I wanted more
Posted by: TE | July 9, 2009 1:57 AM
Sarah Palin
Tucked her tail in
She couldn't stand the scrutiny
So she engaged in self-mutiny
Posted by: JohnnyB | July 9, 2009 7:52 AM
Sarah Palin
Decided on bailin'
She said, "Take this job and shove it,
Because even though I campaigned and made a lot of promises I'm not going to follow through on them or do this job I asked for because I don't love it.
Posted by: JohnnyB | July 9, 2009 7:54 AM
Sarah Palin.
Political heights she's no longer scalin'.
Despite what she says, she's a quitter who quit.
And given her lack of IQ, we're all the better for it.
Posted by: Jprobasco | July 9, 2009 9:42 AM
Sarah (Heath) Palin
Has belief unfailin'
In God, in Todd, in Alaska, and kids from Trig to Bristol
But the ones who really love her are Greta and Kristol
Posted by: therblig | July 9, 2009 9:55 AM
Sarah Palin, Governor (former)
Likes the lower 48, less work (and warmer)
She'll take the White House from that socialist jerk
By debates, policy statements, and fancy pageant walking (if that'll work)
Posted by: therblig | July 9, 2009 10:03 AM
Sarah Palin
God willing, she'll die in a crackhouse fire.
B
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Posted by: Damon | July 9, 2009 11:09 AM
Sarah Palin
Mavericky caterwailin'
Told her what we were gonna do
And she replied, "Cleri-who?"
Posted by: Damon | July 9, 2009 11:41 AM
Sarah Palin
New job: car detailin'
She'll Armor All®, vacuum, throw away junk
And stick ten Jesus fish on your trunk.
Posted by: Damon | July 9, 2009 12:03 PM
Sarah Palin (Barracuda Point Guard)
Found running Alaska and running for Prez too hard
Had developer supporters build her a big loo.
Soon she and Todd will be living in an igloo.
Posted by: therblig | July 9, 2009 1:21 PM
Sarah Palin, what a mess
States her positions in 140 characters or less
Well, we don't need Twitter
To know she's a quitter
Posted by: therblig | July 9, 2009 2:59 PM
If you're disgusted my Sarah
And a new asshole you'd like to tear her
You should really thank this queen of drama
For it was she, more then anyone else, who elected Obama
Posted by: al in la | July 9, 2009 3:14 PM
Sarah Palin
Your plea's unavailin'
Now you want our support
When you choose to abort?
Posted by: Jared S. | July 9, 2009 4:53 PM
Sarah Palin
Blustering words like a gale wind
Resigned to nurse her son or his nephew
Rides a power mower to address her long fescue
Posted by: R. Frost | July 9, 2009 5:44 PM
Sarah Palin
Wonders who her daughter's nailin'
Tonight. She puts her ear to the bedroom door, only to hear a familiar refrain: "Ohmigawd,
Fuck condoms, I need you inside me now." Wait, just to clarify, this is about Bristol, not Willow. I would never joke about an 14-year-old girl's relentless whoring. Sorry to Sarah Palin, her family, and everybody else who was outraged. I take full responsibility, the clerihew was beyond flawed.
Posted by: t.a.m.s.y. | July 9, 2009 9:59 PM
Sarah Palin
Is a barn door I no longer have the heart to drive a nail in.
Let us scoff at her raving, poorly articulated views.
But first let us learn to write proper clerihews.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 9, 2009 10:43 PM
Sarah Palin
Is a barn door I no longer have the heart to drive a nail in.
Let us scoff at her raving, poorly articulated views.
But first let us learn to write proper clerihews.
Posted by: Milan Starling | July 9, 2009 10:44 PM
Sarah Palin
Has a huge dumpster to throw her daily hate mail in.
She is shocked by the hostile jokes and finds these poems scary too,
But she's naming her next child Clerihew
Posted by: JohnnyB | July 10, 2009 8:03 AM
sarah palin is always failin' and there's no doubt that her constituents are glad she's out
Posted by: Selma Ellis | July 10, 2009 11:12 AM
sarah palin is always failin' and there's no doubt that her constituents are glad she's out
Posted by: Selma Ellis | July 10, 2009 11:12 AM
Palin, Sarah
Could never measure up to Farrah.
With her idol gone cold, and MJ snuffed out,
She retired like Emperor Charles V to a life of quiet meditation and near-constant malaria and gout.
Posted by: TG Gibbon | July 10, 2009 11:39 AM
Sarah Palin
Does a lot of weepin' and wailin'
About how the news
Unfairly reports her actual insane, poorly-thought-out views.
Posted by: Francis | July 10, 2009 12:08 PM
Michael Palin,
Holy Grailin',
has nothing to do
with this clerihew
contest.
Posted by: mypalmike | July 10, 2009 2:28 PM
Goodbye Sarah Palin,
The chief that Alaskans are done hailin'.
Stay up north in the permafrost,
To USA it's no great loss.
Posted by: LV | July 10, 2009 6:20 PM
Sarah Palin
Against hypocrisy is always railin'
She's leaving her post, so bitter
To prove to all she's no quitter
Posted by: BobP | July 11, 2009 9:51 AM
Palin, Sarah, ex-sportscaster,
As a leader, a complete disaster,
What does it say, that though she's corrupt and not a smartie,
she's the great white hope of a bankrupt party?
Posted by: Trout Almondine | July 11, 2009 11:45 AM
More than one of the above are great.
Posted by: Abe | July 11, 2009 7:18 PM
Sarah Palin
Fights failure by failin'
Fights teen sex by bonin'
Fights whinin' by moanin'
Posted by: TG Gibbon | July 13, 2009 10:22 AM
Sarah Palin
Her resume again she is mailin
Her political future is certainly grey, oy!
She could finance her hunting with a few pix in Playboy
Posted by: W | July 16, 2009 5:41 PM