July 1, 2009

Why Not Bil Keane?

Posted by Jesse


I had long marvelled that Karl Malden was still alive. He was probably the sole living cast member from many classic flicks; of the males in major roles, I bet he was the last surviving member of The Cincinnati Kid.

First they came for David Carradine and I said nothing because I haven't enjoyed his work in years and I'd heard the rumors about his personal life. Then they came for Omar Bongo and I said nothing because I'll never forgive him for "Les Baxter's Bongo Party." Then they came for Michael Jackson and I said nothing because, really, has he really even been alive since, like, 1986? And then they came for Karl Malden and I was like "Whoa."

They came for Michael Jackson ... allegedly.

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