The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #199
Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
"Court is a depressing place, where the permanent regime reinforces its absolute power with a due process charade that no longer bears even the appearance of legitimacy."J.D.
"Dwayne. Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning... in the legal morass without tort reform. I guess you could say I went a long way to make that joke."LK
"Since when is it a crime to be a professional muff diver? ...oh, since that long ago? Interesting."Francis
"And for the acne, I sentence you to three to six months of Accutane."Steve
"What do you mean, 'inappropriately dressed for court,' your honor? I wore my bailiff-shaped floaties just for you!"narcoleptic
"Since you have a snorkel, I guess I must find you "Not gill-ty".therblig
"Every day the voice in my head said, 'Why not Bil Keane? Why not Bil Keane?' Finally I snapped and just said it out loud, 'Yeah, why the fuck not Bil Keane!?' So I killed him. Meanwhile, another voice was saying, 'Hey, you know what sounds like fun? Snorkeling.'"JohnnyB