Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
"I'm gellin' alright. And by gellin' I mean dropping napalm on noncombatants." �therblig
Second place
"What a strange plane. It lacks a propulsion system."�mypalmike
Third place
"Yeah, they're last year's, but you know how long the procurement process takes." � J. Warner
Honorable mention
Pilot: "Whew, what a mission that was! Tell me, Johnson - have you ever shot a Sidewinder missile right into the fat face of a North Korean child who was laughing at the shoes on your plane?"
Johnson: **stunned silence**
Pilot: "Um...`cause...I sure haven't..." �Damon
"War is heel. Goddammit, three years with a speech therapist and I still can't shake this Eastern European accent! Anyway, try not to get keeled." �t.a.m.s.y.
"There's nothin' like coming into a neatly trimmed landing strip. But enough about the Palin kid- oops, looks like it's apology time." �LV
"Christ, what an Airsole" �JohnnyB
