Breaking: Clique Girlz kill and eat another member
It's been a whole two and a half months since I last peeked under the dressing room door at the Clique Girlz, I wonder how the new kid is getting along.
Whoops! Apparently Sara got the boot six weeks ago. Whether the problem was that her name was too old-fashioned for sisters Destinee and Paris Monroe or that Jews are no longer the hot ethnic group for a teenybopper band, the Girlz may soon remedy the situation by acquiring a wise Latina named Keana Texeira. OK, Keana isn't officially in the group but she is the girlz' new BFF (though that last F is very conditional for Paree and Dentist). Also, I don't actually know if she's Latina. I just think she looks feisty and lacking in judicial temperament.
Anyway, it's getting to be a regular Thunderdome over there. If I were one of the Monroe sisters I'd be sleeping with one eye open.
Comments
I didn't comment on the picture because I couldn't decide what was more noteworthy, the alien life forms devouring their brains (and starving! ha!) or the fact that Paris seems to have aged about 30 years.
Posted by: radosh | June 13, 2009 4:57 PM
The Latina chicklet can probably judge song choice better than white boyz.
Posted by: JohnnyB | June 13, 2009 5:13 PM