Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
First place
"I love how they dress in their cute little lab coats and talk about their little experiments and go home and murder their fucking bitch wives in their sleep and carry their little clipboards and ..." �Joshua
Second place
"Clearly the serum has made them much smarter. Now let's find out if they taste better." �Steve_O
Third place
"I've injected Ritalin, smallpox, Xanax, yellow fever, Botox, black plague, Viagra, HIV, smartmouth, Ecstasy, heroin, estrogen, Ebola, and AnusTite. The results have been remarkable."
"I'll say! Any more tests on the mice?"
"The...mice?" � Damon
Honorable mention
"Tiny eyeglasses, miniature pocket protectors... you're getting very creative with your taxidermy, Johnson!" �Anonymous
"They're making fun of us�let's dye them orange." �Rob
"Goddammit, the vegans were right! Well, no more animal products for me. Hey, maybe we can eat Asians-I hear they don't have souls." �MAtt
"It worked just as my model predicted! Now, for stage two, we cancel their funding." �Charles
"Christ, what a mousehole." �The Confidence Man
"Well, that's the great thing about conditioned response. As long as we pick a winner at least once every six weeks, we create the expectation of a contest and they keep writing their little anti-captions, whether there is actually a contest or not." �Joshua
