This one will be judged, I promise.
First place
"Hmm, tough question. If I could have any super power in the world... probably super-strength, I guess. That or laser vision. You?"�Vlad
Second place
Hypnotic Balloon Knot Anus Cat uzes powars fer evel. �Damon
Third place
Feed a cat a mouse, he's happy for a day. Hurl a cat off a cliff along with a bunch of mice, he's happy for the rest of his life.�mypalmike
Honorable mention
"Sniff my ass, ya dirty fucking lemmings!" �David
"As you all can see, we're leaving that hillock and are now rounding the corner of the frozen lake to our right. Pay no attention to the snowdrifts behind us, or the fact that our perspective seems slightly off."� Tim C.
"i haz invisible ledge. lol." � therblig
"No children, if you want to master "feline parachuting" you need to spread your legs and arch your back so you can float slowly down to the ground like mommy. Kids! Come back and listen to what I'm saying." �Richard H
"Goddamned GPS!!"�Tim H
"And the spaceship will pick us up to take us to Urania before we hit the ground, right? Right?"� Francis
"Wait ... I thought Disney made that up."� Jim/The Velvet Blog
"Follow me, follow me you foolish little lemmings, as I compel you to waste valuable brain energy thinking up foolish captions for un-judged contests! Muwahahahaha!"� Redundent
