Well that clears that up
From the Northwest Florida Daily News. Emphasis on self-censorship mine, of course.
An Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office deputy patrolling an area known for prostitution and narcotic sales stopped a car driven by an elderly white male on March 25.There was a middle-aged female in the passenger seat.
The driver, who was 77, said he was driving down Lovejoy Road when the woman flagged him down and used a slang term to offer to give him oral sex for $30, according to her arrest report. The driver said he was not sure what she meant so he asked her to clarify. She used a different slang term. He declined, according to the report.
So what is the hip term for rolling cigars among septuagenarians? Other questions raised by astute Daily News readers: If he declined, why was she driving around in the car with him? Why was he pulled over, or is driving in a "known" prostitution area probable cause these days? And, of course, why is she charging $30 when everyone knows the going rate is $10. It's a shame when people prey on the elderly like that.
[h/t: Charles]
Comments
No comment that the area known for prostitution is Lovejoy Road?
Posted by: Scott M. | April 2, 2009 2:26 PM
Dang, girl works HARD for the money getting 77-year-old peen to bust!
Posted by: J.D. | April 3, 2009 8:23 AM
I'd rather not read "blowjob" or "suck off" in a newspaper. Sorry, Sportin' Life, but that's the way it goes.
Posted by: Kyle | April 3, 2009 9:22 PM
If he declined, why was she driving around in the car with him?
Wow, can it be that you really don't know the current meaning of "I'd like to go for a ride in your car? Well, clearly, neither did the old guy.
Posted by: Vance | April 5, 2009 12:52 AM