Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
"Mr. foreman, you being an upside-down chair makes me concerned about your potential bias in a case involving other unruly furniture." �Damon
Second place
"Looks like this 'superior court' has turned out to be pretty 'inferior' when it comes to quality of construction!" � Rubrick
Third place
"Damn, good closing argument. He inherited the shit out of that wind." �t.a.m.s.y.
Honorable mention
Man, I have really got to tone down that under-the-desk masturbating."�Vance
"How did this file cabinet get in here?" �David
"I think this merits a Facebook status update." �Francis
"Would the court stenographer please read back the tape, starting with, 'Oh no you di-int.'" �mypalmike
"Judge Hulk dismiss case!" �Stevo Darkly
"Damn it, my court is ruined! Curse you, Octopus with a hat!" �Joe Terranova
"I am the last human being alive." � RJ White
"Well, at least I've still got my last pair of glasses. I may as well head to the library and do all the reading I've longed to do, without interruption." �Charles
