Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
First place
"Him? This is my idiot friend Steve. He used to be... are you wearing a fucking yarmulke?" � Hubert
Second place
"Yeah? Well at least he's not a 35 year old man wearing sneakers and a hoodie." � Jared
Third place
"You know how the Boy Scout motto is 'Be Prepared'? Well, when you were in Boy Scouts, Steve here was doing acid. And he never stopped." �Rubrick
Honorable mention
"Yes, she's crazy, but she's hot. Well, she would be if she took off the clothes. Which she won't, because she's crazy. Christ, I should just dump her. Except she's hot - did I mention that?" �npm
"This is my friend Lou. [whispers] He's mentally disabled. Don't make fun of him. [normal voice] Lou got dressed all by himself today!" � John Tabin
"This is my friend Carl. [continuing in a normal voice] He's retarded. And deaf." �mypalmike
