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This week's prize: A signed copy of Shut Up, I'm Talking: And Other Diplomacy Lessons I learned in the Israeli Government
First place
"Yeah, that's the thing with Rate My Professor, you never really know who's trashin' ya. TurkeylovingRacist1956 could be anybody." �David John
Second place
"How come I'm in trouble for bringing a turkey to work and nobody gives a shit that you're in blackface?" �Charles
Third place
"Sure, a cup. I should have thought of that independently. Probably less chance of food poisoning and my coffee wont't taste of raw turkey so much. I'm more of a big-picture guy." �Abe
Honorable mention
"Think outside the box, huh? I'll show him thinking outside the fucking box. I'm living outside the god damn box now!" �Slack-a-gogo |
"The turkeys you get out of the office turkey machine just aren't as good as the ones from Turkeybucks." �Francis
"I guess I'd never really thought about it before, but now that you point it out, yes, I suppose that 'Take Your Defrosted, Uncooked Large Game Bird to Work Day' could just a cynical creation of the poultry-farming industry." �Tim C.
"I'm on my way to get a breast implant. Wish me luck, dawg!" �David F
"I wish I had a knife, a fork, and an Asian co-worker." �Urgh
"They're giving 'em away for free down at the county food bank. I thought your people knew all about that." � Joshua
"I fully admit my large turkey tie clasp is, by definition, a clip-on." �LV
"My wife said I never surprise her with gifts anymore, so I'm giving her salmonella." �Ellie
"You know what they say:
Tiny hands, tiny cup of coffee.
Slightly larger hands, dead chicken.
Either way, slope-shouldered, dick-less and holding a piece of paper.
Am I right?" �djack
"It's a good thing there are no bla - ...oh, shit." �Vance
