The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #170

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #170

Daniel Radosh

Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.

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First place

The gypsy's enigmatic words, "You will be haunted by your identical Latino cowboy twin", proved to be prophetic. �Clambone

Second place

"License to practice law? I don't need no stinkin' license to practice law! Oh, wait, yes, I do -- at least in this state. I just moved here from North Carolina. I didn't dress appropriately there either."�Francis

Third place

"Oh yeah? Well YOUR costume demeans people who shop at Men's Wearhouse. Who's the real racist here?" �Arthur


Honorable mention

"It's just demographics, baby. In 20 years every professional will dress like this." �manyBuddha

"I'm a Blackstone cowboy. Should I call myself Johnny Crash, Gene Audit, Marty Robbing, or Buck Owing?" �Kosmicki

"Your personal ad said, 'Wanted: Discreet, straight-acting Latino workout buddy for mutual fun.' Yet you won't return my calls anymore. Why?!" �louis lewis