Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.

First place
The gypsy's enigmatic words, "You will be haunted by your identical Latino cowboy twin", proved to be prophetic. �Clambone
Second place
"License to practice law? I don't need no stinkin' license to practice law! Oh, wait, yes, I do -- at least in this state. I just moved here from North Carolina. I didn't dress appropriately there either."�Francis
Third place
"Oh yeah? Well YOUR costume demeans people who shop at Men's Wearhouse. Who's the real racist here?" �Arthur
Honorable mention
"It's just demographics, baby. In 20 years every professional will dress like this." �manyBuddha
"I'm a Blackstone cowboy. Should I call myself Johnny Crash, Gene Audit, Marty Robbing, or Buck Owing?" �Kosmicki
"Your personal ad said, 'Wanted: Discreet, straight-acting Latino workout buddy for mutual fun.' Yet you won't return my calls anymore. Why?!" �louis lewis