Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
First place
"Wait...this isn't the Bowling Green Hilton...guys, where am I?"
"We must continue with the speech senator."
"What's going on? I feel strange..why are we here?"
"We must continue with the speech senator."
"Everything looks so different..where are the people...why aren't they clapping??"
"Nothing is wrong. The speech requires that you go on senator. We must continue with the speech."�simsburybear
Second place
"Hello, I've been assigned by the Interior Department to rid this forest of chimeras. That's right beagle-lope, pack your bags." �bad dad
Third place
"Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men? Not to hump trees; that is the Law. I'm talking to YOU, Dog-with-antlers..." �firebus
Honorable mention
"I'm not going to `spread the wealth' around the forest. That's not fair to my friend Joe the Hybrid Deer / Dog Fuckedlegs here." �Damon
"I am officially withdrawing from the race for Mayor of the Enchanted Forest because I have been diagnosed with prostate cancer." �Urgh
"Kill them all except that one. Shave him and send him to my room." �J.D.
