Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
First place
(series of rapid blinks while thinking: "why does no one learn Morse code any more?") �Richard H
Second place
"Hold on. I can't get hard until Frankenstein pees on me and the Werewolf starts punching me in the face." �louis lewis
Third place
"You also like to put your hands up in the air when you're high? That's so awwwwweeesome!" �firebus
Honorable mention
"...and you know what, if Hirschfeld did draw this, the tape wrappings would be a great place to hide 'Nina'...You know, just sayin'...[FIVE SECOND PAUSE]...Boy this is fucking boring...[THREE SECOND PAUSE]... Do I talk too much? Because sometimes I think I do..." � al in la
"Okay, this time I'll be the diving bell and you be the butterfly." �Steve_O
"MMMPMPHHFH" *Dies of suffocation* �Milo
"John, must we re-enact your hospital stay in Viet Nam again?" "Shut up, Cindy, you cunt. Just do what I say." �JohnnyB
"Any recent thoughts on how this spoof of yours might possibly in any way relate to the present-day situation among Americans as they search for strong, new, and effective leadership ? Help me out here. Be damned if I haven't thought and 'beat my brains', to no use, my friends, uh, friend ! ....Look, you know, understanding economy, economies, was never exactly my strong point. ..i know that's not really 'eloquent'. ................Cindy ?" � Von Go
Female mummy:
"Hey, look at me, I'm getting banged hard by The Invisible Man."
Male mummy:
"You are SO NOT getting banged by The Invisible Man. There'd be a bump in the blankets. He may be invisible but he still has volume and density and mass."
Female mummy:
"Volume and density my ass, and what would you know about a bump in the blankets? Can't I at least pretend?"
Male mummy:
"You're right, I'm sorry.........hey, look at me, the Invisible Woman is riding me like I'm a very naughty pony!"
Female mummy:
"No way! Hey, is there even an Invisible Woman?"
Male mummy:
"I don't know."
Female mummy:
"Poor Invisible Man."
Male mummy:
"Yeah,..........hey, pretending is fun!"
Female mummy:
"I love you."
Male mummy:
"I love you."
Both:
"Good night."
THE END �djack
