Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
Winner
"I'm debating you. Go to your podium, bitch!" �njtotx
Finalists
"Psst..Alice. I stuffed eleven cuts of veal up my sleeve on my way back from the bathroom. Psst..Alice? Aw crap, is this mike on?" �mort drucker
"Hey, we're in luck. I found another menu over here at the hostess stand." �Steve_O
Honorable mention
(At a disbarred Alcoholics Anonymous gathering) "A well I bless my soul What's wrong with me? I'm shaking like a man on a fuzzy tree Da Da something Da WIRED as a bug I'm in love I'm all shook up !" �Von Go
"I am OZ, the out-of-place and completely nonthreatening." �Bou
"My name is Bob Barr and I'm running for President of the United States." �Gray
"We take issue with those who say these White House press briefings are no longer relevant." �al in la
