Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
Winner
"...yeah, so if my daughter turns up let me know." �Trotman
Finalists
"on the internet, no one knows you're a snake. well, except for the slow typing and lack of capitalization."�therblig
"What are you talking about? I�m out walking my miniature Yorkie. OH HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST! I loved that dog! And now he�s gone! Oh, wait, you�re right. I did have a pet snake." � Mork
Honorable mention
"My doctor told me laughter was the best medicine...and that I have cancer." �LK
SHAITAN WITH SERPENT: "Go two blocks down and turn right on Maple Street. Four blocks due west will bring you to Fairview Park and there you will find countless wounded laid upon the ground. You may loot and your dog shall feast. Enjoy!" �Eusless Tilley
"Interesting. Thoughtful. Well argued. Still, I'm going to allow my snake to eat your dog." �Charles
"Your dog is remarkably restrained considering there is a large snake prepared to strike at him." �Shawn
"Forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead doggie, doggie! Forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead doggie, doggie! Forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead forehead panic! SNAAAKE, a snaaaaake! Oooooo, it's a snake!" �Damon
