Is that a pig on your head or are you just happy to see me?
Faithful readers may remember my (now dimmed) fascination with Laurie Berkner, Noggin's toddler-pop superstar. Today, Gina forwarded me this profile of Berkner from New York Parents magazine that features the most unfortunate photograph of any woman ever to appear in any publication.
Now I understand why four-year-old boys relate to her so well.
Close up after the jump, because when you can see clearly what's going on it's even worse.
*Shudder* Anyone want to start a collection to buy New York Parents a copy of Photoshop?
Comments
She's baaaack. But geez, leave her alone, already. Her own husband quit her band. You know she never did much for me. I only let Eli watch the Latina woman on Disney's "Choo Choo Soul." Oy vey. http://atv.disney.go.com/playhouse/choochoosoul/index_noIntro.html
Posted by: Norman | September 5, 2008 12:26 PM
Man, who was in charge of approving this image? The McCain vetting team?
Posted by: Vance | September 5, 2008 12:59 PM
Okay: My initial reaction was, big deal, thinking you were referring to the guitar neck. Then I noticed the bulgy portion of the guitar body; still, so what?
Only now do I see the finger. Pretty unfortunate.
But "most unfortunate"? "In any publication"? I think not.
Posted by: Abe | September 5, 2008 1:44 PM
Abe: You're right. I left out "in any future media known or unknown."
Posted by: radosh | September 5, 2008 1:46 PM
But she IS still stacked.
Posted by: anassaunymous | September 5, 2008 3:43 PM
Anyone want to start a collection to buy New York Parents a copy of Photoshop?
I see what you mean. I took the liberty of cracking out the Photoshop and fixing it so it's less disturbing.
Posted by: Vance | September 6, 2008 12:02 AM
I don't have any children, and don't know many children, but even if I did, I don't think it would matter to me if he/she what's-his-or-her-name had an incredibly small pee-pee as long as he/she played that purple guitar real pretty.
Just saying.
Posted by: djack | September 6, 2008 12:11 AM
LMAO @ Vance.
Posted by: J.D. | September 6, 2008 11:04 AM