Cognitive dissonance alert
"I won't bluster and I won't make idle threats. But understand this, when I am commander in chief, there will be nowhere the terrorists can run and nowhere they can hide." John McCain
Unlike other bloggers, I won't pander and I won't post gratuitous wet t-shirt photos of teenage celebrities. But understand this, after the jump, there's a picture of Miley Cyrus in the shower.
Comments
You know what's scary? As soon as I saw that photo, my FIRST thought was, "Oh yeah, for once you can really see her resemblance to Billy Ray Cyrus in that photo."
Posted by: Stevo Darkly | July 15, 2008 4:49 PM
Miley is every bit as attractive as she is talented.
Read that any way you like.
Posted by: radosh | July 15, 2008 4:56 PM
"I won't adhere to Disney's puritanical morality and I won't pose for photos that make me look like a complete idiot. But understand this, when I am a red hot teen super-star, there will be no shower I take without a tee-shirt and plenty of places I can hide my nipples."
(Note to Steve D.: MY GOD! You are so right! This is so going to disrupt my spank-bank.)
Posted by: Anonymous | July 15, 2008 5:01 PM
It helps if you imagine she's in a women's prison shower.
Posted by: therblig | July 15, 2008 10:52 PM
Those goddam papparazzi have no sense of decorum whatsoever. What's her dad gonna say when he sees this?
Posted by: Eusless Tilley | July 16, 2008 11:46 PM