Hmm, I wonder why it's self-published.
Bored readers are hereby invited to propose similarly awesome titles for other religious books.
11:09 AM
Cum All Ye Faithful A Contemporary Christian's Guide to Adult Entertainment
Posted by: al in la | July 10, 2008 12:19 PM
5,000 Fawns: An Illustrated Guide to the Greatest 2,500 Christian Racks Through History
Posted by: Dave | July 10, 2008 12:45 PM
Sure, I'm bored (and, given today's topic, anonymous):
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph & Ted & Alice: Christians and the Sexual Revolution
Mary, Mary, Full of Tom: A Radical Rethinking of the "Immaculate" Conception
Apocalypse Cow! (Sandra Boynton's little-known end-days children's book)
Posted by: G | July 10, 2008 12:57 PM
Learning Patience: A Job Hunter's Guide
The Cain Mutiny
Six Six Six Sigma: How to Perfect Your Sins
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 1:01 PM
Jesus For Dummies. Does this book already exist?
Posted by: Deborah | July 10, 2008 1:49 PM
It's called the Bible.
Sorry, it was too easy.
Posted by: radosh | July 10, 2008 1:56 PM
Good one. It actually does exist. And it's on sale:
http://www.amazon.com/Historical-Jesus-Dummies-Religion-Spirituality/dp/0470167858
Posted by: Deborah | July 10, 2008 2:29 PM
Jonathan Livingston Shit-for-Brains
I'm OK, You're So Gay
[Damned secular upbringing]
Posted by: TG Gibbon | July 10, 2008 2:42 PM
I Loved Her Whole Sweet Ass, But My Favorite Was The Left Behind.
Posted by: LR | July 10, 2008 3:00 PM
Oh Jesus! It's Shit! How to Remove that Brown Stain from Your Soul
Posted by: LR | July 10, 2008 3:59 PM
This posting made a LOT more sense once I turned Adblock off.
Posted by: DonBoy | July 10, 2008 4:01 PM
"Beyond the Missionary Position - Practical Ways to Reach Non-believers"
"Pimpin' Mary Magdalene - How to Love Jesus by Loving Hookers"
Posted by: MAtt | July 10, 2008 4:05 PM
Are You There, God? It's Me, Motherfucker
The Unbridled Passion of the Christ
The Gospels According to Matthew, Mark, Luke and Andrew Dice Clay
The Joy of No Sex
Follow Unto Christ's Kingdom
The Pope Who Dropped the Soap
Holy Watersports
The Five People I Want to Fuck in Heaven
Posted by: Urgh | July 10, 2008 4:23 PM
Web Design for Worship: On the internet, no one knows you're God
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 4:42 PM
How about:
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Nuns
The Vegan Guide to the Transubstantiation
It Can't Be Gay if My Priest Says It's OK
Posted by: Anonymous | July 10, 2008 6:43 PM
His Ass Holy-ness Bloopers, blunders, pratfalls and pedophiles, an inside look at the papacy.
Posted by: al in la | July 10, 2008 7:11 PM
I think "The Israeli-Palestine Conflict for Dummies" would probably contain an incredibly high quotient of offensive statements. There are other possibilities, like "Affirmative Action for Dummies" or "The Immigration Debate for Dummies."
Posted by: Martin | July 10, 2008 7:12 PM
Jesus Christ Working Actor
Posted by: J.D. | July 10, 2008 7:16 PM
an oldie but a goodie:
The Joy of Sects
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 7:27 PM
"an oldie but a goodie:
The Joy of Sects"
That's actually a book.
Posted by: Michael | July 10, 2008 8:09 PM
uh, I meant "Sects and the Single Girl".
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 8:34 PM
A Girl's Preparation for Virginity's Loss: Rupture Ready
Posted by: LV | July 10, 2008 8:42 PM
101 Places to See After You Die
(I know, not particularly irreverent, but I just thought of it)
Posted by: Vance | July 10, 2008 11:49 PM
Original Sin: The Teletubbies Edition
Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 12:02 AM
"P" Is for Plague
Posted by: David John | July 11, 2008 4:52 AM
Holy Shit! A guide to sacred scat
Posted by: therblig | July 11, 2008 7:35 AM
"Oh Christ! It's God!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! It's a Three-Way."
"Holy Fuck! It's the Immaculate Conception!"
Posted by: JohnnyB | July 11, 2008 8:02 AM
Dead and Resurrected Like Me
Posted by: Deborah | July 11, 2008 9:24 AM
Jesus told me to kill my dog.
Heaven doesn't have a gay bar.
Pope Benedict - why rape is OK in heavily catholic Africa.
The FLDS and how to score with 13 year old chicks.
Scientology - it's not just for rich gay guys any more.
Islam and 10 steps to getting people to kill themselves for your own personal gain.
Buddhists - you just can't say anything bad about them.
Judaism - A networking handbook.
Posted by: pessimist | July 11, 2008 9:57 AM
Hindus and Hindon'ts for Teens
Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 10:03 AM
(^mine)
Posted by: J.D. | July 11, 2008 10:04 AM
Christ: What an Asshole
Posted by: Slide | July 11, 2008 11:28 AM
Steal This Book: Why God Helps Those Who Help Themselves
Posted by: Richard H | July 12, 2008 4:08 PM
Ranting Incoherently on the Sidewalk About the End Times: A Primer
Male, Hairy, Full of Beer
Prinpoplogy : A Modern Guide To Worshipping Perceptions of Religious Imagery in Natural Phenomena
Posted by: mypalmike | July 13, 2008 12:41 PM
Conception: Not Always Immaculate, But Hey, It's All Good Don't Hate
Posted by: J.D. | July 14, 2008 12:08 PM
OMG, I Am Heartily Sorry
Posted by: J.D. | July 14, 2008 12:10 PM
Palm Sunday: The One Day of the Week When It's Okay to Masturbate
Posted by: Stevo Darkly | July 15, 2008 5:17 PM
Jesus Is Toast: A Guide to Selling Relics on Ebay
Posted by: jim M | July 16, 2008 11:35 AM
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Cum All Ye Faithful
A Contemporary Christian's Guide to Adult Entertainment
Posted by: al in la | July 10, 2008 12:19 PM
5,000 Fawns: An Illustrated Guide to the Greatest 2,500 Christian Racks Through History
Posted by: Dave | July 10, 2008 12:45 PM
Sure, I'm bored (and, given today's topic, anonymous):
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph & Ted & Alice: Christians and the Sexual Revolution
Mary, Mary, Full of Tom: A Radical Rethinking of the "Immaculate" Conception
Apocalypse Cow!
(Sandra Boynton's little-known end-days children's book)
Posted by: G | July 10, 2008 12:57 PM
Learning Patience: A Job Hunter's Guide
The Cain Mutiny
Six Six Six Sigma: How to Perfect Your Sins
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 1:01 PM
Jesus For Dummies. Does this book already exist?
Posted by: Deborah | July 10, 2008 1:49 PM
It's called the Bible.
Sorry, it was too easy.
Posted by: radosh | July 10, 2008 1:56 PM
Good one. It actually does exist. And it's on sale:
http://www.amazon.com/Historical-Jesus-Dummies-Religion-Spirituality/dp/0470167858
Posted by: Deborah | July 10, 2008 2:29 PM
Jonathan Livingston Shit-for-Brains
I'm OK, You're So Gay
[Damned secular upbringing]
Posted by: TG Gibbon | July 10, 2008 2:42 PM
I Loved Her Whole Sweet Ass, But My Favorite Was The Left Behind.
Posted by: LR | July 10, 2008 3:00 PM
Oh Jesus! It's Shit! How to Remove that Brown Stain from Your Soul
Posted by: LR | July 10, 2008 3:59 PM
This posting made a LOT more sense once I turned Adblock off.
Posted by: DonBoy | July 10, 2008 4:01 PM
"Beyond the Missionary Position - Practical Ways to Reach Non-believers"
"Pimpin' Mary Magdalene - How to Love Jesus by Loving Hookers"
Posted by: MAtt | July 10, 2008 4:05 PM
Are You There, God? It's Me, Motherfucker
The Unbridled Passion of the Christ
The Gospels According to Matthew, Mark, Luke and Andrew Dice Clay
The Joy of No Sex
Follow Unto Christ's Kingdom
The Pope Who Dropped the Soap
Holy Watersports
The Five People I Want to Fuck in Heaven
Posted by: Urgh | July 10, 2008 4:23 PM
Web Design for Worship: On the internet, no one knows you're God
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 4:42 PM
How about:
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Nuns
The Vegan Guide to the Transubstantiation
It Can't Be Gay if My Priest Says It's OK
Posted by: Anonymous | July 10, 2008 6:43 PM
His Ass Holy-ness
Bloopers, blunders, pratfalls and pedophiles, an inside look at the papacy.
Posted by: al in la | July 10, 2008 7:11 PM
I think "The Israeli-Palestine Conflict for Dummies" would probably contain an incredibly high quotient of offensive statements. There are other possibilities, like "Affirmative Action for Dummies" or "The Immigration Debate for Dummies."
Posted by: Martin | July 10, 2008 7:12 PM
Jesus Christ Working Actor
Posted by: J.D. | July 10, 2008 7:16 PM
an oldie but a goodie:
The Joy of Sects
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 7:27 PM
"an oldie but a goodie:
The Joy of Sects"
That's actually a book.
Posted by: Michael | July 10, 2008 8:09 PM
uh, I meant "Sects and the Single Girl".
Posted by: therblig | July 10, 2008 8:34 PM
A Girl's Preparation for Virginity's Loss: Rupture Ready
Posted by: LV | July 10, 2008 8:42 PM
101 Places to See After You Die
(I know, not particularly irreverent, but I just thought of it)
Posted by: Vance | July 10, 2008 11:49 PM
Original Sin: The Teletubbies Edition
Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 12:02 AM
"P" Is for Plague
Posted by: David John | July 11, 2008 4:52 AM
Holy Shit! A guide to sacred scat
Posted by: therblig | July 11, 2008 7:35 AM
"Oh Christ! It's God!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! It's a Three-Way."
"Holy Fuck! It's the Immaculate Conception!"
Posted by: JohnnyB | July 11, 2008 8:02 AM
Dead and Resurrected Like Me
Posted by: Deborah | July 11, 2008 9:24 AM
Jesus told me to kill my dog.
Heaven doesn't have a gay bar.
Pope Benedict - why rape is OK in heavily catholic Africa.
The FLDS and how to score with 13 year old chicks.
Scientology - it's not just for rich gay guys any more.
Islam and 10 steps to getting people to kill themselves for your own personal gain.
Buddhists - you just can't say anything bad about them.
Judaism - A networking handbook.
Posted by: pessimist | July 11, 2008 9:57 AM
Hindus and Hindon'ts for Teens
Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 10:03 AM
(^mine)
Posted by: J.D. | July 11, 2008 10:04 AM
Christ: What an Asshole
Posted by: Slide | July 11, 2008 11:28 AM
Steal This Book: Why God Helps Those Who Help Themselves
Posted by: Richard H | July 12, 2008 4:08 PM
Ranting Incoherently on the Sidewalk About the End Times: A Primer
Male, Hairy, Full of Beer
Prinpoplogy : A Modern Guide To Worshipping Perceptions of Religious Imagery in Natural Phenomena
Posted by: mypalmike | July 13, 2008 12:41 PM
Conception: Not Always Immaculate, But Hey, It's All Good Don't Hate
Posted by: J.D. | July 14, 2008 12:08 PM
OMG, I Am Heartily Sorry
Posted by: J.D. | July 14, 2008 12:10 PM
Palm Sunday: The One Day of the Week When It's Okay to Masturbate
Posted by: Stevo Darkly | July 15, 2008 5:17 PM
Jesus Is Toast: A Guide to Selling Relics on Ebay
Posted by: jim M | July 16, 2008 11:35 AM