Being a guest blogger, I'm not sure how to edit the already-posted contest, so I'll just re-post it with the results.
Winner:
"You know the worst part about this job? I'm allergic to pencils. And they knew it, too, when they hired me. I hate this fucking company." � Tom Meltze
Finalists:
"You wanted 7 million pencils...6 inches long? Shit!" � al in la
"That, 'old bitch receptionist,' is my wife!" � Trotman
Honorable Mentions:
"Ticonderoga? I barely know 'er o ga...............never mind." � djack
"How is it that everyone has heard of Big Oil, but no one has heard of Big Graphite? That's where you come in...." � Kathy H
"Yes, the ad was supposed to say 'Experience with giant pencils a plus.'" Sorry for wasting your time, Mr. Holmes." � andeux
"I'm rather busy, but I might be able to pencil you in." �mypalmike
"That's what SHE said!" � T. A.
�Your job would be to sharpen these pencils. What experience do you have sharpening pencils?� � Deborah
Worst anti-caption (aka best real caption)
"May I borrow a pen?" �MAtt
Sucking up to the guest judge award:
"The Dixon Ticonderogas here are obscene." �kejo
