The guest bloggers here are obscene
Unlike Barack Hussein Obama, I love my country so much that I'm taking an entire week off to celebrate Independence Day. In the meantime, I'll leave you in the capable hands of two card-carrying America-haters, Kevin Shay, author of the perfect-for-beach-reading comic novel The End As I Know It, and Harry Effron, author of the iconic caption/anticaption, The hours here are obscene.
Harry will also be handling contest duties, so be especially nice to him. I'll check in every now and then to assess everyone's levels of patriotism. Please aim the fireworks away from each other's eyes.