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Winner
"The black one." �Clambone
Finalists
"OK, so which is the nihilistic bastard who destroyed your ego and with it all attachment to our current plain of existence?" �jake
"Yes, ma'am. You go ahead and pick out the bastard that gave your little girl leukemia." �Richard
Honorable mention
"And make it fast, because two of them really have to pee." �Slide
"What do you mean 'the rapist was of the same substance' as Number One, Mary?" �TG Gibbon