The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #144

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #144

Daniel Radosh

Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.

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Winner

"Cod... sea bass... flounder... orange roughy... sex with my mother -- I mean, Arctic char..." �kejo

Finalists

"...and as a fireman, I'm totally perplexed. Shouldn't I be haunted by images of charred, coughing infants? What I wouldn't give some days to be haunted by images of charred, coughing infants! But no. Fish. Weird." � J

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. What do you call a psychiatrist with no eyes. You!" [lunges at psychiatrist]��Mo Buck

Honorable mention

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 No bubble is coming out from their mouths, they can't be talking. �Noland

(No one is talking. They are drowned and dead. Dead people don't talk nor do people underwater.) �Jimby

"You're right Bob, these psychiatrist's office tank ornaments are way better than that stupid treasure chest that just opened and closed, and opened and closed, with bubbles." �Adam G

"The telekinesis began when I was little. Only recently did I start using my powers to control fish." �Harry

�That is one big fucking screensaver you got here, doc!� �dwilk

"Arrr...I've smoked too much California weed." �Anonymous

"And how does that make you [i]eel[/i]?" �Jangler