Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Yeah, and 20 gigs more than the white!" �Heather
Finalists
"How did you think they collected the cleansing blood?" �shadysidelantern
"I know you're new so here's how it works: I sit on one shoulder and say 'She's drunk. She's passed out. Go ahead! Fuck her!' You sit on the other shoulder and tell him 'Not without a condom you don't!'" �al in la
Honorable mention
"You don't understand. This is goth hell." �Francis
"Frankly, I was expecting my virgins to be chicks." �Joshua
"Yeah, but they let me keep my executive hair and my cock." �J
"You would tell me if there was something weird about my wings, right? I mean I can't see back there, but I'm getting some weird looks." �JohnnyB
"As far as I can tell, neither of us has enough wing surface relative to our mass to sustain flight, nor enough of the necessary musculature even to flap these things effectively. So don't you get all featherier-than-thou with me." �Walt
"After a lifetime of eschewing good works I'd like to thank God for his gift of grace and ask, Where all the hot Lutheran bitches at?" �Kevin Guilfoile
Worst Caption of 2004: "First I have to up-armor my Humm-Vee with part of a Syrian dishwasher, now this. Who knew the Republicans were in charge here, too?" �TG Gibbon
"I distinctly remember choosing 'rule in hell,' but here I am. May I take your order?" �therblig
"UPGRAYDD!" �TMo
"I kidnap one baby and this is what I get?" �LK
"From the stress of blogging, you?" �Charles
"Let's drop all the bullshit and just fly to the sun to see whose are made of wax, mothafucka." �boneguy
"Your band sucked" �ken hense
"Fuck the X-Men."
"Yeah, well, fuck Batman." �Leppo Softboy
"The hours there were obscene. So, I killed myself." �Harry
"Fuck off!" �Kathy H
