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This week's results from guest judge T.G. Gibbon
Winner
"'There is water at the bottom of the ocean.' That lyric is as true today as it was in 1984 when I wrote it, and there's your proof. Same as it ever was. That's why I know this marriage can be saved." - R.K.
Finalists
"I had an even bigger tank, but it got away." -dwilk
"The fish? They're in the sea. A lot of them out there. I suggest you two start looking." - J
Honorable mention
"That's where I keep my Klondike bars. Would you like one? They're delicious." - Deborah
"You have problems. I have solutions." - mypalmike
"No, there aren't any fish left. Funny..ha...the female fish ate the male fish after the male fish chewed off her tail...now where were we?" - simsburybear
"Warren, Patricia, it's my job to know where the bodies are buried." - Jay Stern
"Everybody tries to emulate James Thurber, forgetting that he drew that way because he only had one eye, and it wasn't a good one either." - J.D.
"Marriage is like flesh eating purse fish, who will find purses, hide in them, and then attack the victim as soon as they open their purse. Wait, where are my fish? For the love of God don't open your purse!" - Mo Buck
"I paid Greenpeace one million dollars to cut a hole through the roof and hoist my Melonie out to open water. That was my solution. Your marriage is probably different." - Gary Goldsmith
"Maybe fish aren't your thing. You could put eels in it." - Stank
[For knowing my parents' names and how good my grandmother's mashed potatoes were] "Marion, I asked Bob's mother to send a sample of the mashed potatoes she used to make. Would you like a taste? I also have the recipe right here." - GilbertBob
