Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Note to self: Hire the Buzzard salesman. He's really GOOD!" �Johnny V
Finalists
"In Soviet Union, buzzard punches you!" �Delmon Dimitrovich Young
"Where the hell is the clitoris on this thing?" �Rubrick
Honorable mention
"Gladys, could you order in lunch? I'll have no-mayo tuna on rye with tomato and the vulture will have your cat. The damn thing has been dead for a week and it is about time you stopped crying." �Charles
"Marge? You know that cute little Jack Russell puppy you gave me this morning? I gave it to someone who really loves those dogs. Can bring another one tomorrow? Great. Thanks." �al in la
"Ms. Henderson, you�d better postpone the meeting with Mr. Bond again. Then get me that idiot from villain supply on the line. Who do I have to fuck around here to get a cat with a jeweled collar !?!" �Dan
"How about nevermore? Is nevermore good for you?" �LV
