Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
This week's winner will receive a signed copy of Pornography: A Groundwork Guide by Debbie Nathan (must provide working e-mail address, etc). Because of this, special consideration will be given to non-sexual captions, if that's not too much to ask.
Winner
"Allahu akbar to you, allahu akbar to you, allahu akbar dear Maaaaaar-tin, allahu akbar to yoooooou!"
�Francis
Finalists
"I'm sorry, I thought this was Archduke Ferdinand's apartment. But it's not. Man. There goes World War I."�Nixon
"The best part is, it's full of scorpions!" � Brian
Honorable Mention
"I've come to kill you in the name of Allah, but I'm going to do it zanily." � John Tabin
"Here, Phil, will you take this "magic wand"? I have trouble enough hauling around my enormous right ball. Curse this elephantiasis! I'll never visit the Philippines again! Or if I do, I won't have sex with a tranny hooker! Okay, maybe I will have sex with a tranny hooker. But next time I'll wear a condom! Okay, maybe I won't wear a condom."� kejo
"Greetings earthlings. I bring you this large explosive as a token of peace." �Harry
The Make a Wish Motherfucker Foundation: Because no life is so valuable that it can't be sacrificed for another man's dream.�Shawn
"Hi. Is this the meeting of Polish suicide bombers?" � al in la
"Oh, I just love what you've done with the -- ka-BLAM!" �Ernest
"Happy 49th birthday, Bob! Hey, remember that time in college when you said you hoped you'd be dead by 50?"�GilbertBob
"So, who do you have to terrorize to get a drink around here?" �therblig
"Relax! I'll extinguish the burning rope with my gigantic cymbals before you know it" �shadysidelantern
"She's gonna blow any minute. How 'bout your wife?" �dwilk
