Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.

Winner
"I really wish we had bought hazmat suits for the kids too. I miss them." �JohnnyB
Finalists
"How's about a glow job?" �Brian L
"Not tonight honey, my suit is filled with shit and piss." �Gary Goldsmith
Honorable mention
"What do you mean when you said ,'I have been to Uranus and back!?'" �Johnny V
"Open the pod bay door, Hal." �The Confidence Man
"Turn me loose tonight; I'm radioactive." �Joel