The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #134
Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"I really wish we had bought hazmat suits for the kids too. I miss them." —JohnnyB
Finalists
"How's about a glow job?" —Brian L
"Not tonight honey, my suit is filled with shit and piss." —Gary Goldsmith
Honorable mention
"What do you mean when you said ,'I have been to Uranus and back!?'" —Johnny V
"Open the pod bay door, Hal." —The Confidence Man
"Turn me loose tonight; I'm radioactive." —Joel
Comments
Not tonight, hunny, I have a headache.
Posted by: TMo | February 18, 2008 10:01 AM
“We could try doing it without the helmets.”
Posted by: dwilk | February 18, 2008 10:17 AM
"Sex sure is weird, here... in the FUTURE!"
Posted by: Dan McCoy | February 18, 2008 10:31 AM
"I really wish we had bought hazmat suits for the kids too. I miss them."
"I just had a nocturnal emission but you are safe because of the hazmat suit."
"I can't sleep."
Posted by: JohnnyB | February 18, 2008 10:31 AM
It occured to me that if we got rid of the high intensity light there, we could sleep without these helmets."
Posted by: JohnnyB | February 18, 2008 10:33 AM
Who the *#%&! are you?
I don't know - who the *#%&! are YOU?
Posted by: simsburybear | February 18, 2008 10:34 AM
"How's about a glow job?"
Posted by: Brian L | February 18, 2008 10:36 AM
I dunno, sex without protection just makes me feel so vulnerable.
Posted by: Brian L | February 18, 2008 10:41 AM
“Really, it was THAT big?! I thought it was only THIS big.”
Posted by: dwilk | February 18, 2008 10:41 AM
"What a godawful hellish nightmare cesspoool the world has become, dontchathink?"
"Whaddaya mean, stop it? You paid me to 'rock you all night' and that's just what I'm gonna do."
Posted by: Vance | February 18, 2008 10:49 AM
"Can you please turn off that light?"
Posted by: Derek | February 18, 2008 10:53 AM
"My mother wanted me to marry an executioner. But no, I had to marry a spot-welder. Jesus, everything sucks."
Posted by: TG Gibbon | February 18, 2008 10:59 AM
"You know, I had my doubts that the plutonium vibrator would be worth all this trouble, but it totally is."
Posted by: Francis | February 18, 2008 11:01 AM
"MOVING FORWARD USING ALL MY BREATH.
MAKING LOVE TO YOU WAS NEVER SECOND BEST."
Posted by: Mike Mariano | February 18, 2008 11:10 AM
"Thanks, I think wearing these suits was a good way to ease me into my first homosexual sex act."
Posted by: Francis | February 18, 2008 11:16 AM
"The cooling towers here are obscene."
Posted by: Slide | February 18, 2008 11:29 AM
God I love this ass.
Posted by: TMo | February 18, 2008 11:34 AM
What do you mean the condom came off inside me?
Posted by: Maxwell Hammer | February 18, 2008 11:37 AM
"Are we an interspecies couple under these suits? I bet we are."
Posted by: Deborah | February 18, 2008 11:40 AM
"Sheesh, it was only a movie. There's really no such thing as vagina dentata."
Posted by: Deborah | February 18, 2008 12:02 PM
"Your helmet's on backwards."
Posted by: Richard | February 18, 2008 12:28 PM
"All right, Senator McCain, I guess you really are conservative."
Posted by: TGGibbon | February 18, 2008 12:30 PM
Couldn't we just wipe down the hotel remote?
Are you hot?
I just had the weirdest dream.
You're so right. This will save us a ton of time in the morning.
Very funny. Where the hell did you find an alarm clock that sounds like a geiger counter?
Posted by: Amy | February 18, 2008 12:42 PM
Tomorrow night, I'll be a tuna fish sandwich and you'll be a tuna fish sandwich
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 18, 2008 12:44 PM
Don't worry Constance, when my penis bores its way through this titanium suit your headache will be a thing of the past.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 18, 2008 12:46 PM
Oh darn! I think Woody, our colorful but wily parrot has escaped from his cage again.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 18, 2008 12:49 PM
Next time, I'll be Soyuz and you can be Apollo.
Posted by: kejo | February 18, 2008 12:51 PM
Ever since I was a boy I wanted to be an ass-tronaut!
Posted by: kejo | February 18, 2008 1:17 PM
"Honey, wake up. Your helmet has rotated around backwards in your sleep. I don't want you to suffocate."
Posted by: Rubrick | February 18, 2008 1:21 PM
Eep! Opp! Ork! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnhhh!
Posted by: kejo | February 18, 2008 1:28 PM
Foolish earthling! I was only pretending to use a condom!
Posted by: kejo | February 18, 2008 1:35 PM
"What in the hell are we doing with our lives?"
Posted by: Greg | February 18, 2008 1:49 PM
"I see your confusion. When I said I wanted to put my helmet in your ass, I actually meant..."
Posted by: GilbertBob | February 18, 2008 2:53 PM
"Tell me truthfully. Did you feel the earth move or not? If you did, that's a Code Red alert!!!!"
Posted by: GilbertBob | February 18, 2008 2:54 PM
"I thought college would be much more fun. Damn you juicycampus.com!!!!!"
Posted by: GilbertBob | February 18, 2008 3:43 PM
"Why do I always have to sleep on the radioactive wet patch?"
Posted by: GilbertBob | February 18, 2008 4:08 PM
"Sometimes I feel like I live at my job! ...Probably because of these beds and nightstands, wouldn't you say, Farnsworth?"
Posted by: Vance | February 18, 2008 4:49 PM
When we go to Home Depot tomorrow to buy water purification tablets, remind to buy an alarm clock.
Posted by: Urgh | February 18, 2008 4:53 PM
You'll never believe it, but after work, I went to the bar and who was sitting in the next stool but an immense Mr. Potato Head!!!
Posted by: kejo | February 18, 2008 4:59 PM
"Come on baby, blow my torch.”
Posted by: dwilk | February 18, 2008 5:19 PM
“That’s not what I said. I said MY head is up your ass!”
Posted by: dwilk | February 18, 2008 5:25 PM
"I brought a couple of ingots - do you mind?"
Posted by: JohnnyB | February 18, 2008 5:29 PM
"Did you save the receipt? These pajamas are a little hot for Phoenix in August."
Posted by: David John | February 18, 2008 5:31 PM
simsburybear:
You wrote *#%&! instead of an actual swear word? Are you a masochist, secretly fishing for a long, boring pro-profanity lecture from Radosh?
Posted by: kejo | February 18, 2008 5:40 PM
"I don't think the hazmat suits are working. Three of my fingers just fell off."
Posted by: Richard | February 18, 2008 5:55 PM
"Can't we just pretend we just met?"
Posted by: dwilk | February 18, 2008 5:56 PM
"uhh-hhuh!... I was big spoon LAST night!"
Posted by: megan | February 18, 2008 6:22 PM
Yet again, Pedestal Lamp rued the Gods of Articulation for not including him in their plans.
Posted by: megan | February 18, 2008 6:32 PM
"Luke... I am your father!"
Posted by: Dave | February 18, 2008 6:34 PM
"Darling, you are simply radiant tonight!"
Posted by: Dave | February 18, 2008 6:36 PM
"These suits they gave us in our 'Sexual Education for the 23rd Century Teen' class are really uncomfortable. Wanna just try it without them?"
Posted by: John Tabin | February 18, 2008 6:36 PM
"Honey! Wake up quick! The bedside lamp is poised to strike!"
Posted by: Dave | February 18, 2008 6:37 PM
I'm all for safe sex, but finger-banging through the comforter and this wacky suit? Fuhgidabowdit.
Posted by: Dave | February 18, 2008 6:52 PM
"Quit hogging the blanket."
Posted by: Mike A. | February 18, 2008 8:11 PM
The post-apocalyptic future is a great time for us ugly people.
Posted by: Mike A. | February 18, 2008 8:25 PM
Ever have the feeling you forgot to turn something...ON?
Posted by: Ricky Jones | February 18, 2008 8:29 PM
Honey, I can't sleep. You don't think I'm fat, do you?
Posted by: King Ed Ra | February 18, 2008 8:41 PM
That had better be your Geiger counter, mister.
Posted by: boneguy | February 18, 2008 9:56 PM
"Let's keep our copy of 'The Very Very Secret Adventures of Jules Verne' very, very secret."
Posted by: Kosmicki | February 18, 2008 11:40 PM
"Wait, why do you have a suit on? I mean, I'm the one who's having sex with a negro... rrrriiiiiight???"
Posted by: Vance | February 19, 2008 12:24 AM
"Not tonight, dear, I'm wearing a hazmat suit. And so are you, come to think of it."
Posted by: Francis | February 19, 2008 1:15 AM
Well, I don't know about this. Wait...How many partners did you say you had been with?
Posted by: Torch the Scorch Porch | February 19, 2008 1:31 AM
Cindy, I curse the relentless march of time, the destroyer of everything!!! Alas, one day our love won't even be a memory in any living soul!!! Most of all, I piss on the hack creator who drew these absurd suits that you can't have sex in!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 19, 2008 1:59 AM
Not tonight honey, my suit is filled with shit and piss.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 19, 2008 2:17 AM
"I'm sorry, Linda, I just can't sleep knowing Space Ghost is out there, somewhere, perpetrating his carnage unabated."
Posted by: TG Gibbon | February 19, 2008 5:30 AM
"Did you remember to send Mel Gibson a Christmas card?"
Posted by: TG Gibbon | February 19, 2008 5:31 AM
"Well, if the Oppenheimers are keeping you awake YOU go talk to them."
Posted by: TG Gibbon | February 19, 2008 5:34 AM
"These fart suits aren't working."
Posted by: BA | February 19, 2008 7:01 AM
"Okay... That will be 20 trilpaks. However, I will take Visa."
"Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you... oh wait.... It IS a rocket in your pocket."
"What do you mean when you said ,'I have been to Uranus and back!?'"
"We need to talk. You know how you like to say you've gone where no man has gone before? Well, I have met someone..."
"Morning, Snookums!"
Posted by: Johnny V | February 19, 2008 9:22 AM
"Doing porn for Pixar is way too sanitized- I mean, on this set even Woody would need a fluffer."
Posted by: LV | February 19, 2008 11:13 AM
"OH yeah- tell Daddy where to put his glowstick."
Posted by: Kosmicki | February 19, 2008 11:40 AM
I had this crazy dream we were in spa---AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: LK | February 19, 2008 11:48 AM
"As long as you continue to allow the blanket to casually splay along the floor, you're undermining our larger M.O. , [this word said with strong New Jersey accent] HERE."
Posted by: Michael in LA | February 19, 2008 12:54 PM
Beryllium, you crazy bastard!
Posted by: The Confidence Man | February 19, 2008 1:22 PM
What may be more shocking to people watching us than the fact that not only are we naked and what Mr Peanut looks like without his Peanut suit on -- and that there is in fact an entire race of Mr Peanuts -- but that Mr Peanut doesn't wear gloves: his hands -- our hands -- actually look like this.
Posted by: The Confidence Man | February 19, 2008 1:25 PM
Open the pod bay door, Hal.
Posted by: The Confidence Man | February 19, 2008 1:27 PM
Gol-lee, Hill -- first your team can't figure out the Texas delegate-allocation rules, then you can't even field a full slate of delegates in Pennsylvania? You're fucked.
Posted by: The Confidence Man | February 19, 2008 1:29 PM
"Do you think we have a toxic relationship?"
Posted by: jim M | February 19, 2008 1:49 PM
"Sex just doesn't get any more anonymous than this."
Posted by: jim M | February 19, 2008 1:56 PM
Is this a King or a California King?
Posted by: Ricky Jones | February 19, 2008 2:08 PM
I think our fallout started after you gave me that dirty bomb and I had a meltdown.
Posted by: Ricky Jones | February 19, 2008 2:34 PM
"You can't keep 10,000 bees in a shoe-box in the closet! They'll die!"
Posted by: mypalmike | February 19, 2008 3:09 PM
"Honey, please...You're only fucking yourself."
Posted by: al in la | February 19, 2008 3:41 PM
I just feel like my life is out of control, Rod.
Posted by: Ricky Jones | February 19, 2008 3:48 PM
"What's the safe word again? Honey? Hellloooo? You OK? Eh, oh well."
Posted by: mypalmike | February 19, 2008 4:54 PM
"I forgot to turn off the microwa - ah, fuck it."
"You're gonna have to get up. The Clapper is broken."
"No, I'm not grabbing your ass."
"This is great. We can finally have morning sex without brushing our teeth!"
Posted by: MAtt | February 19, 2008 5:20 PM
"Hey, sleepy-head, time to get up. And remember, you promised to fix the garage door opener, paint the hall, and take out the toxic waste."
Posted by: Johnny V | February 19, 2008 5:37 PM
Would you just hurry up and contaminate me?!!
Posted by: DL | February 19, 2008 5:53 PM
I can't sleep with the lights on.
Posted by: Matt Smith | February 19, 2008 6:11 PM
Dan... Ya Up? I think I just spent my fuel rods!
Do you really think you got that hepatitis from Johnny?
Sweetie... is it uranium-234, neptunium-237, plutonium-238 and americium-241? or is it 867-5309?
Posted by: Roro | February 19, 2008 6:25 PM
"That better be your hand on my hazardous waist mister hazmat man."
Posted by: Dr. Sumguy | February 19, 2008 6:52 PM
"In Chernobyl sex has you."
Posted by: al in la | February 19, 2008 7:12 PM
"Klaatu barata......, fukto?"
Posted by: dwilk | February 19, 2008 7:56 PM
"Fidel has retired, we can take these off now."
Posted by: Brian L | February 19, 2008 8:50 PM
"Pull my finger."
Posted by: Cptn Beefliver Fart | February 19, 2008 8:53 PM
All right. Have it your way - you heard a sealed quark."
Posted by: Richard | February 19, 2008 9:18 PM
I see the ghost of Orville Redenbacher in your face mask.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 20, 2008 3:47 AM
"Um, I lost the key to your butt."
Posted by: J.D. | February 20, 2008 9:13 AM
The next time you agree to have us shrunk down to perform colonoscopy, have the decency to make sure that the rectum has clean sheets and a comfy bed.
Posted by: boneguy | February 20, 2008 10:02 AM
"Have I told you lately that I veni vidi love-o-leevio! you?"
Posted by: Chris | February 20, 2008 11:57 AM
Isn't it interesting how random chance dramatically changes our paths in life? Like, for instance, if it weren't for that deadly chemical spill back in September, we never would have met in the "R" bar. And that night of unbridled passion would never have happened. And you would never have been exposed to the toxic dust on my clothing that killed you by morning, forcing me to try in vain to preserve your body in a hazmat suit all these winter months. Ah, the crazy twists and turns of life's little accidents... I love you, martini guy.
Posted by: mypalmike | February 20, 2008 1:27 PM
Oh god! Oh god! Honey, please wake up! Please!
Posted by: j fyrste | February 20, 2008 1:46 PM
"Oxy-acetylene or electric arc?"
Posted by: stcoleridge | February 20, 2008 4:40 PM
"I still can't believe our parents did this."
Posted by: Dex | February 20, 2008 7:40 PM
[Imagine a crackling radio transmission with soothing, yet authoritative male voice that has a slight southern accent]
"Roger that Houston, We're ready for re-entry...Over."
Posted by: al in la | February 20, 2008 7:42 PM
From FOX PEOPLE NEWS: When these welders get together for love in their newly designed love suits, sparks don't fly like you might think! Actually the slow rubbing together of the material is harmless and very very sensual.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 20, 2008 7:55 PM
It's not that I'm not grateful for the sex or anything, but I'm sorry, life in a post-nuclear-holocaust world still sucks ass.
Posted by: Tom | February 20, 2008 8:52 PM
Mary, you remind of my sister Mary.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 20, 2008 9:10 PM
Mary, in-spite of Gary's domination of the contest this week, these other posters continue to try and be funny. They are losers by I am in awe of their gumption. Now for the joke: Let's have sex anyway.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 20, 2008 9:35 PM
I'm really sorry I hung up on that guy who was just trying to get a cab last night.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 20, 2008 9:45 PM
I read an article where the researchers said that 83.432543 percent of all human action is robotic.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 20, 2008 9:50 PM
It's time for your Lexapro, Dear.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 20, 2008 9:51 PM
I'm cooked on this side, slide open the door, rotate my head but don't forget to stir the mashed potatoes, I mean brains, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted by: Anonymous | February 20, 2008 10:08 PM
Not tonight, Gordon. I have a headcrab.
Posted by: Jason | February 21, 2008 3:11 AM
"The AIDS crisis has been a terrible tragedy."
Posted by: J.D. | February 21, 2008 9:23 AM
"Tom, I'm not clear on one thing. Oops! I meant the real 'clear', not 'CLEAR clear'. Not that the 'CLEAR clear' isn't real--nothing of the kind. Oh, shit, never mind. I didn't say it. Good night."
Posted by: Chris | February 21, 2008 10:25 AM
"How about this?!? 'Not tonight I have ATOMIC Ache!'
Not funny?! Well, we STILL aren't having sex! Now go to sleep, Dan!"
Posted by: Johnny V | February 21, 2008 10:55 AM
"This is why I love going to garage sales"
Posted by: stcoleridge | February 21, 2008 12:14 PM
Should have Googled it:
"This is why I love yard sales."
Posted by: stcoleridge | February 21, 2008 12:19 PM
"How come mine has bars in front and yours doesn't? Don't you trust me any more?"
"I just had a dream I was standing in this hospital room wearing a deep-sea diving suit. Freaky, huh?"
"There's that noise, again, downstairs, like someone prowling about! Oh, I hate feeling so defenseless!"
Posted by: RichM | February 21, 2008 3:30 PM
"You're sure you have the right rod this time?"
Posted by: stcoleridge | February 21, 2008 3:55 PM
Well. Mr. Super Delegate... talk is cheap! If you want my vote you're gonna have to earn it.
Posted by: Fred M | February 21, 2008 4:11 PM
"Wake up, honey . . . Come on . . . Honey?"
Posted by: David John | February 21, 2008 5:06 PM
HIM: My God, Soyent Green is people!!!!
HER: Big deal, we're not people.
Posted by: GG | February 21, 2008 10:33 PM
doh, i meant to spell soylent green
Posted by: GG | February 21, 2008 10:40 PM
Get your hand off me you goddamm diry ape!
Posted by: GG | February 21, 2008 10:49 PM
DOHx2 I meant DIRTY APE
Posted by: GG | February 21, 2008 10:58 PM
"For the last time, no! What if someone we know sees it on line?"
Posted by: shadysidelantrn | February 22, 2008 11:24 AM
(1) Coming soon to a theater near you... Rob Schneider stars in Deuce Bigelow, Space Gigolo.
(2) "Hey, I just thought of something. If everything is floating in zero-gravity inside this space station, what's keeping the bed, the nightstand, and the lamp on the floor? Also, why the hell are we in bed together?!"
Posted by: Jacob C | February 22, 2008 2:17 PM
"Good night John Boy!", "Good night Mary Ellen!"
Posted by: R.E.D. | February 22, 2008 3:38 PM
"I spy with my own eye something...white!"
Posted by: R.E.D. | February 22, 2008 3:42 PM
Remember when we complained about the Army's DON'T ASK - DON'T TELL policy?
Posted by: Fred M | February 22, 2008 4:45 PM
I can use HTML tags for style but I choose not to.
Posted by: jonbrown | February 22, 2008 4:59 PM
"Say, can you give me a hand with this butt plug?"
Posted by: jim M | February 22, 2008 5:03 PM
Shaquandra, If that nasty PARALLEL DIMENSION shows up here again and tries to win your love back, I'm going to kill it.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 22, 2008 5:08 PM
That's not the ghost of Orville Redenbacher I see in the face mask. It actually IS Orville Redenbacher suffocating from those deadly fumes that harmed or killed thousands of workers in pop corn factories. He was transported here by that goddamn parallel dimension.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 22, 2008 5:20 PM
Well, no, everything is not going to be okay.
Look, I'd be kind of down too if I grew an awkwardly placed third arm but on the bright side you could be dead like everyone else.
Posted by: j fyrste | February 22, 2008 6:33 PM
HILLERY,WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU? OH BARAKO BABY,YOU DE MAN!
Posted by: MIKE PHILLIPS | February 22, 2008 8:20 PM
Kirk: What a wicked Tholian web we weave with our forbidden love.
Spock: It is highly illogical for me to feel this way, James.
Posted by: Shawn | February 22, 2008 9:39 PM
"Jesus, Gary. I'm trying to sleep. I'm not interested in your stupid posts to that stupid cartoon contest."
Posted by: 7humpwump | February 22, 2008 9:58 PM
You go to sleep and I'll immolate.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 23, 2008 12:16 AM
"Trick or treat."
Posted by: Chris | February 23, 2008 12:42 AM
"Now that I've stuck three fingers in you, I'm gonna roll you across the floor like a bowling ball."
Posted by: J.D. | February 23, 2008 7:47 AM
"My goodness, Millicent, complying with your many recently enforced precautions has turned this into a most ungainly exercise. I know my unfortunate excess of last Whitsun's Eve was unforgivable, but I should have hoped my assiduous endeavors to atone for that regrettable mishap these past many-a-days would have by now ameliorated that most heinous sin. As the Almighty above is my witness, I swear I shall never, ever again, as long as I draw breath upon this earth, cause my odious ejaculate to flood the sacred vessel of your delicate throat."
Posted by: J.D. | February 23, 2008 8:39 AM
Lamp on left: Are you turned on by this?
Lamp on right: No.
Posted by: BA | February 23, 2008 10:35 AM
"Barbara are you awake... WHAT, YOU aren't BARBARA! Damn these Hazmat suits!"
Posted by: Johnny V | February 23, 2008 11:29 AM
The radiation event that killed off most of the Earth's population ended decades ago. But the memory of the time has twisted most people.
Posted by: Gary Goldsmith | February 23, 2008 2:06 PM
"I want to apologize for the dutch oven that started all this."
"We have to wear these suits if you insist on sleeping in bright light under an asbestos blanket."
Posted by: LV | February 23, 2008 2:37 PM
"Come on, Marie, mon cherie, roll over and give Pierre a throw, won't you?"
"Not tonight, honey. I have multiple myeloma."
"Don't touch me."
"Did I ever tell you I was Meryl Streep's stunt double in 'Silkwood'"?
Posted by: gary | February 23, 2008 4:57 PM
"Will you please consider birth control?"
Posted by: Harry | February 23, 2008 5:25 PM
"ARE YOU VOTING FOR OBAMA!?"
Posted by: andy | February 23, 2008 9:35 PM
You complete me.
Posted by: Shawn | February 23, 2008 11:28 PM
"Baby, you put the 'ass' in 'astronaut.'
Posted by: al in la | February 24, 2008 1:17 AM
1. "I had the most horrible nightmare. We were both in bed, and we were naked."
2. "Turn me loose tonight; I'm radioactive."
3. "Please bear with me, honey. The doctor said my radioactive bedwetting should last only a few more weeks."
Posted by: Joel | February 24, 2008 9:30 AM
"Who's got the cutest little vaccuum-sealed pituty left on the planet? Who's got the cutest little vaccuum-sealed pituty left on the planet? Who's got the cutest little vaccuum-sealed pituty left on the planet? That's right: YOU do. YES you Do!"
Posted by: Michael in LA | February 24, 2008 2:06 PM
"Damn these suits! I thought you said you were a gay hobbyist, not a paid lobbyist! Get out of the Straight-Talk Motel right now!!!!"
Posted by: GilbertBob | February 24, 2008 3:03 PM
"...and you'll never believe my name. It's Ray D. O'Actiff. Hey, am I keeping you awake with my rambling?"
"Harold, I think I heard a noise downstairs. Can you go check it out?"
Posted by: Johnny V | February 24, 2008 5:01 PM
Did you remember to lock the front door?
Posted by: Melissa | February 24, 2008 5:08 PM
"Blast you, don’t hog the sheet!"
"Wake up, honeybuns. I’m ready for my Flashdance fantasy!"
"I’ve got to hand it to you, babe. After 70 years, your farts are still as infernally hot as a blast furnace! And now I’m in the mood for hot anal sex!"
Posted by: David F | February 24, 2008 5:26 PM
"Same recurring nightmare, honey. The voice telling me that 'Knock, Knock, Who's There?' joke again."
Posted by: Sam L. | February 27, 2008 10:41 PM
"Right ! And we'll call it "The Men in the Irony Masks" !"
Posted by: Sam L. | February 27, 2008 10:45 PM
"Bit of the old 'grill tease', hunh ?"
Posted by: Sam L. | February 27, 2008 10:53 PM
"Big mistake, this moon-honeymoon !"
Posted by: Sam L. | February 27, 2008 11:01 PM
"Yeah, yeah, you can talk about this new 'right stuff' all you want, but you know perfectly well what we both need about now is some that old 'right stiff' !"
Posted by: Sam L. | February 27, 2008 11:17 PM