The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #133

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #133

Daniel Radosh

Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.

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Winner

[a Neanderthal animal rights meeting]
 "It's so wonderful that you saved that giant beast from the hunters. Soon we'll convert everyone to a healthy vegetarian life style and finally displace that other emerging human species." �MAtt

FInalists

"Hey, Og, Gor said you had coke?" �TG Gibbon

"Do you have any art that's not about you?" � J

Honorable mention

(Gestures and makes unintelligible noises because speech hasn't developed yet.) �Jacob

"Well, the good news is that you've survived impalement by a spear. The bad news is that, because you're not bleeding, our clan has decided you must be a demon. We'll be burning you at the stake momentarily."�Tom

"We just wanted to thank you for being a part of the effort to kill the Giant Headless Emo Haircut that had been menacing the tribe."�The Confidence Man

"Despite the obvious shock value of impalement, your artwork lacks originality. Cavemen hunting a mastodon? You might as well throw in a smoldering volcano and hit every clich� in the book."�mypalmike

"It's funny cause it's true!" �maristeph

"Things are showing up on YouCave almost as soon as they happen!" �shadysidelantern

"Hey how many Neanderthals does it take to change a light bulb? Don't know, huh? Well I don't know either because the light bulb hasn't been invented yet , ha. ...BUT IF light bulbs did exist here, I'd say t it would take at least twice as many Neanderthals to Cro Magnums because they have really fat fingers. Personally, I find neanderthal fingers disgusting, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just that I think of myself as somewhat evolved. Thank you very much" �GG