Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"It made me hot when you called me 'dirty whore' last night. But this is today, and I'd really prefer it if you just called me mom." �Shawn
Finalists
"You can take off the helmet if you want, but the voices aren't going to stop until you've killed everybody on the list." �Joshua
"Honey, would you like some coff� OH MY GOD! You already have some!" �Harry
Honorable mention
"Alright, so what's this 'greatest invention ever' that you are so damn excited about?" �Dex
"Does this doctoral thesis in gender studies make me look fat?" �TGGibbon
"Put that away, Hagar. I'm having the procedure done by a doctor at the clinic, not by you at home."�JohnnyB
"I'm not judging you. When I married a barbarian who had time-travelled from the 8th century, I knew there'd be hilarious fish-out-of-water mishaps. I guess I just didn't count on all the rape." �Ed C
"Hagar's younger brother. 'Notso the Horrible'" �Johnny V
'There can be only one' what, honey? �Charles
"I want to de-Norse" �GilbertBob
