Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Keep moving Billy so mommy knows you're O.K." �reid savid
Finalists
"I don't hear the safe word. Do you hear the safe word?" �Richard
"It's that snowman they were talking about on the news, who kills people." �David John
Honorable mention
"Well, the key features of this home are the huge master bedroom, the Hardie plank siding, and of course, the undead snowman with Parkinson's disease in the back yard." �mypalmike
"He says he's a snowMAN, but inside he's crying like a little girl." �Kosmicki
"The neighborhood cocaine dealers have gotten increasingly baroque." �Ernest
"If we weren't living in New York I'd probably call someone to help that man." �Johnny V
"Isn't that cute? He's signaling a right turn, even though he knows he's completely immobilized." �gary
"But is David Blaine still relevant?" �J.D.
"WE SEE YOU! GO BACK TO FUCKING CANADA!" � Joshua
Honorable mention (fun references dept.)
"Michael Keaton's still got it!" �Francis
"Huge chest, but look at those skinny arms. No way he could bench press more than 250 lbs. Definitely not 400." �jkga
"That Burl Ives...He just won't let it go." �al in la
"I realize that this outdoor challenge is the toughest yet here at 'Project Runway'. The outfit is fierce and fabulous enough, but your model is immobile and unidentifiable. Therefore you are out. Auf wiedersehen." �LR
"The Cloverfield monster is a lot less cool-looking than I expected." �RichM
