Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Do you think they'll euthanize him with one big shot, or just lots of regular-sized shots?"
Posted by: Dave
Finalists
"I'm going to have the abortion. I just can't in good conscience bring a child into a world overrun with gigantic dogs." �gary
"All right, have it your way -- you heard a seal bark." �Joshua
Honorable mention
"Yes, he chews on the furniture, but having a big dog makes me feel safe when you're away. That's been really important to me ever since the rape." �John Tabin
"When I said I was into heavy petting, I meant I enjoy having my genital area groped through my clothing." �
Rubrick
"I'm pretty sure my secret Santa was either Bob from accouting or Jeff Koons." �Owen
"Dog? I don't know what you're talking about. Wait, before I continue... you've never seen Gaslight , have you?" �Tom
