Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
This week's awesome prize. Spend an extra minute polishing and/or scuffing your submissions this week, folks, 'cause the winner of this contest will receive a copy of The Rejection Collection Volume 2, a hilarious book of New Yorker cartoons that didn't make the cut, signed by ten or twelve New Yorker cartoonists, including editor Matt Diffee.
Winner
"Kenneth was always bringing his work back home with him. Unfortunately his work consisted of fellating four bald businessmen on the subway." �Mo Buck
Finalists
"I thought that fortune cookie had a typo: 'Beware of financial analists.' But once you added the 'in bed' at the end, it not only made sense; it became surprisingly prophetic." �mypalmike
"A sevensome! A sevensome! Is that all you can think about?" � Joshua
Honorable mention
"Now I know what a 'Nielsen box' must feel like." �gary
"I second the motion to turn out the lights, put on some Al Green, and get freaky. All those in favor?"�Francis
"Wow, this show's almost as bad as the time I gave all your friends syphilis. Remember that? You should, it was ten minutes ago." �David John
"We're going to need a bigger Tivo."�steven
"OK. Now we have officially run out of presidential debate formats!" �Tim H
"It's amazing to think that there are worlds out there where people's souls are inside their bodies, and not a pair of banker daemons." �jkga
"Bob and Carol, Pierce, Fenner & Smith." �shadysidelantern
"See? Back in the 50's, Lucy, Ricky and their attorneys all slept in separate beds" � JohnnyB
"I can't stand this Hannity guy! I'd go get a book or something, but crawling over the corpses of our previous victims would be tedious at best." �Trout Almondine
"Who the hell is the guy in the bow tie?" �simsburybear
"Who invited the chick?" �Mr. Know It All
"Actually, I had something else in mind when I suggested sexual congress." �therblig
"Jesus, Herbert! You accounts receivable dawgz can bring it!" �TG Gibbon
"We're Antioch grads now, do we still need lawyers for sex?" �C@L Mike
"If you strike my caption down, it shall become stronger than you can possibly imagine, in The Rejection Collection, Volume 3." �RichM
