Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
This week's prize: A signed copy of Regret the Error. (Winner must provide a working e-mail address and not have won anything from this site in the last 30 days. If winner isn't eligible, prize will go to the top finalist.)
Winner
"Remember how you said Frank Miller and Gary Larson would never collaborate?" �A Silly Mus Musculus
Finalists
�Pleasantville is much more colorful since we started having sex.� �Deborah
"Oh, dear, a rapist." �Francis
Honorable mention
"Wow, look at his reaction to that red curtain. I guess even in this evolved-cow alternate universe of ours, some things never change." �Ed C
"Elsie, don't turn around and startle him, but I want you to reach slo-o-o-owly under the chair and pull out the pneumatic stunner, turn to your left and put a bolt of compressed air into his forehead." �Ernest
"My milkshake brings all the bulls through the shards." �mypalmike
