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Winner
"As a liberal judge, I need to keep my hands soft so those slaps on the wrist don't hurt too much. That's why I use Palmolive. It's more than just mild, it softens hands while you do the dishes. Palmolive: tough on grime, but soft on crime!" �Walt
Finalists
�Okay, we don�t have much time, lets run it down: Light hor'dourves during opening arguments, and just maybe a nice chardonnay and some brie during cross�and PLEASE have coasters at both the defense AND prosecution tables�Remember: this is civil court.� �al in la
"After years of judging others, I risk judgment myself with my outlandish courtroom-dishwashing antics." �Ed C
Honorable mention
"I haven't eradicated so much grease since the time I wrongly convicted those Italians." �dean @ tamsy
"Give me that piece of paper you are holding, I need to dry my dish!" �Andy
"Thanks to lifetime judicial appointments, I'll be doing this for another 40 years. Ha!" �A Silly Mus Musculus
Judge: "I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it."
People: "His blood be on us, and on our children." �RichM
