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Winner
"Stealing company property? I'm afraid that's grounds for immediate dismissal." �Francis
Finalists
"Ha. Ha. Very Funny. [checks box] Ha. Ha. Very Funny. [checks box]..." �Mo Buck
"No thanks. Considering everyone believes I'm just a mild-mannered guy who's totally not into strangling hookers, it's fair to say I already wear a mask to the world." �David John
Honorable mention
"Hope you don't mind-I'm working on my Car Bingo game here....have you seen a '57 Plymouth Belvedere?....hardtop?...." �Greg
"I brought along a couple of widgets... do you mind?" �Johnny V
"The hours here are long but fair!" �Rubrick