Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
There once was a man like an infant?He was a real jerk and skinflint?I put him in bed, oh bed bed bed bed,?bed bed bed bed bed bed infant. �jdt
Finalists
"He really misses our monstrous baby." �gary
"I think the hospital may have sent me home with someone else's pedophile." �Brian L
Honorable mention
"I pray they'll find a cure for progeria some day." �kejo
