Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Update: Oops. Forgot to mention that there's another prize this week: a free copy of A.J. Jacob's new bestseller The Year of Living Biblically! Winner must provide a working e-mail address and not have won anything from this site in the last 30 days. If winner isn't eligible, prize will go to the top finalist.
Winner
"Man, fuck Ostrich-Heaven! That's all I'm gonna say." �Ogdred
Finalists
"You know, I'm beginning to think, the halos and clouds and so forth notwithstanding, that this isn't actually Heaven, but is in fact Hell. For one thing, the boredom here is so oppressive that it feels like we're being punished, not rewarded. For another, I was a rapist." �John Tabin
"In Soviet heaven, egg lays you!" �kejo
Honorable mention
"You wanna stick a pen in that left hand or something? It's kinda freaking me out." �MAtt
