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"Man, fuck Ostrich-Heaven! That's all I'm gonna say." �Ogdred
"You know, I'm beginning to think, the halos and clouds and so forth notwithstanding, that this isn't actually Heaven, but is in fact Hell. For one thing, the boredom here is so oppressive that it feels like we're being punished, not rewarded. For another, I was a rapist." �John Tabin
"In Soviet heaven, egg lays you!" �kejo
"You wanna stick a pen in that left hand or something? It's kinda freaking me out." �MAtt