Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Since we lost the baby, he just spends all day out there, in this 'garage' thing he built. It's like he can't even stand to be around me." �Ed C
Finalists
"He clubs me, drags me by my hair to his cave. But who's the bitch now?" �Alison
"Whoa, from here the volchano looks like it's � hey, did I say 'volchano' when I tried to say 'volcano'? Ha ha! 'Volchano'! That's not even a word!" �Jonathan Harford
Honorable mention
"Ever since his wife died from carbon monoxide poisoning, he just leaves the door open like that." �Ben Lohman
"Ever since Fred Flintstone trampled his daughter with his convertible, Stanley just stands in front of his house, sweeping and sweeping." �gary
"I had to nag my husband until he agreed to clean out the garage. Even here in pre-modern times." �John Tabin
"Did you ever notice how evolved men sweep their garage one way, and cavemen sweep it like -- What's that? We've been cancelled by ABC? Really? Right in the middle of this joke? You couldn't at least wait 'till the next commercial?" �TKC
"I was trying to reach the trash with that bottle but it broke on his driveway...I guess people who live in stone houses shoudn't throw glass." �al in la |
"He still has the big rock that he borrowed from us in April. I needed it the other day when I was setting up Tivo." �Adam G
"What did one caveman say to another caveman? 'Hey, can I help you 'shed' some light in your cave?' Ah, crap, that made no sense. But you get the gist of it." �Harry
