Here's the deal, Gawker. I don't stalk B-list celebrities. You don't do crap like this.
Related: Anti-Caption Contest #77 (Attack on the Evrolet plant) has been discovered by the Giantess City user forums. My password has expired, so I have no idea what they're saying, but it's generating a lot of traffic. Let's hope Danny Shanahan has an adult baby cartoon up his sleeve. That should really perk things up.