Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"What, did you graduate? Get the fuck back over there." �Bouf la Tete
Finalists
"It just goes to show, you can ruin your marriage with drinking, but you can't teach a cat math." �Ed C
"I told her getting a cat is not going to solve anything." �al in la
honorable mention
"This is really boring. I'm taking you over to Vick's." �Dex
"The woman I love is here, but yet not here. What was once Kathy is now a madwoman, teaching meaningless pseudo-mathematical symbols to a stuffed animal that she has glued to a stool. It is the greatest tragedy of my life; it would have been easier if she had died. Here I sit, drinking myself blind, taking comfort in the company of a dog." �John Tabin
"Matthew Mcconaughey? I think it would go..., something like this." �dwilk
"Ah, Mr. Peabody, my esteemed colleague. Be a good boy: go into your Wayback machine and fetch me another beer. And my youth, while you're at it." �Arthur
