Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Dear Mrs. Miller,
The U.S. Military regrets to inform you that your son, Sergeant Bradley Miller, was killed in the act of duty..." �Brian L
Finalists
"Well, Koko hardly ever blurbs so just be thankful for 'Sleep nose nipple stupid!' and get over it." �Kevin Guilfoile
"'Got your keys?' What does that m..." �Charles
Honorable mention
"If I wanted Shakespeare I would have asked for Shakespeare! Now get back to that random crap." �Matt S
�It�s not Shakespeare, but at least you�ve stopped defecating on the typewriter.� �GilbertBob
"Don't bother writing home. This letter says your mother was killed in an elephant stampede. I'm so sorry." �JohnnyB
"'Please send me back to the jungle I miss my children'? Oh, Bobo � silly Bobo � your children were poached for their delicious brains." �dean @ t.a.m.s.y.
"You are one ugly old fucker, Mr. Mailer, but goddamn if you don't still know how to make one word go after another!" �TG Gibbon
"Your finest work yet, Mr. Vidal." �HarshestMimzy
"Pix the pucking typewriter, puckwad." �Shawn
