The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #105

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #105

Daniel Radosh

Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.

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Winner

"Let's get another lawn chair to go with the chaise longue, I says. No, you says, I'll just bring one out from the dining room when I want to sit by the pool. What about when it rains, I says. Oh, I'll be sure

to take it in so it never gets wet, you says. Well I hope you're happy now, cheapskate!!!" �Vance

Finalists

"I just love our Frank Gehry tool shed. It's much more interesting than a pool." �Deborah

""Oh, don't let him frighten you. The Pool's just upset because I left a toddler in him overnight." �TG Gibbon

Honorable mention

"This unexpected and threatening wave is not causing me to rethink my complacent lifestyle, but rather providing me an opportunity to make droll comments." �Ed C

"Well, this ought to solve the Iraq problem. For us." �Dave

"Jesus Christ, our kids are so fucking fat." �dean @ t.a.m.s.y.