Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.

Winner
"Let's get another lawn chair to go with the chaise longue, I says. No, you says, I'll just bring one out from the dining room when I want to sit by the pool. What about when it rains, I says. Oh, I'll be sure
to take it in so it never gets wet, you says. Well I hope you're happy now, cheapskate!!!" �Vance
Finalists
"I just love our Frank Gehry tool shed. It's much more interesting than a pool." �Deborah
""Oh, don't let him frighten you. The Pool's just upset because I left a toddler in him overnight." �TG Gibbon
Honorable mention
"This unexpected and threatening wave is not causing me to rethink my complacent lifestyle, but rather providing me an opportunity to make droll comments." �Ed C
"Well, this ought to solve the Iraq problem. For us." �Dave
"Jesus Christ, our kids are so fucking fat." �dean @ t.a.m.s.y.