July 1, 2007

Happiness is a Warm Stream of Aerated, Anally-Directed Water

If you work for a toilet-paper manufacturer, you should be very worried right now. (Mildly NSFW, especially if you work for a toilet-paper manufacturer.)

I find those six faces, and the human Casio keyboard they form, oddly mesmerizing. I just spent several minutes mousing over them in succession to see if I could get it to approximate the Close Encounters theme. Asian chick/middle-aged guy/goofy guy/redhead/toilet was the best I could do.

In other ass-cleaning news, struggling writers can now work through their frustrations with the agents and publishers who spurned them by having their rejection letters printed onto toilet paper.

Posted by Kevin Shay


Boy, those folks sure seem happy!

Asian chick/middle-aged guy/goofy guy/chick with bangs/redhead (4, 5, 3, 1, 2)

I just keep wanting to ask each face "how can I take anything you have to say seriously when I've just seen your naked ass?"

That question has ruined so many relationships.

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